The 7 Different People You’ll Meet At An X Factor Malta Viewing Party
Whether you’re at a friend’s for a night of X Factor themed drinking games, chatting to your colleagues online, or stuffed into your nanna’s salott with your entire family on a Sunday night, you’ve more than probably experienced a group viewing of The X Factor Malta at least once in the past two months.
And with these viewings comes an eclectic group of characters and some very strong opinions. Here are the seven different types of X Factor Malta viewers you’ll interact with during a group viewing. Bonus points if you know someone who is more than one type of viewer at the same time. Bonus bonus points if that someone is you.
1. The Armchair Critic
“A?jar they hired me ja?asra…”
“This is why we can’t have nice things” is the motto of the armchair critic. They complain about everything, from the performances to the production value. Nothing is ever good enough.
2. The Fashionista
“Uwajma, what is that shirt? Jaq!“
This person isn’t watching X Factor for the singing, they’re only there to comment on people’s outfit choices and to salivate over everything that Ira wears ever.
3. The Bitter Reject
“Bis-serjeta? She got through and I didn’t? Le ta…“
This person auditioned, and for some unfathomable reason didn’t make it through. So now, the moment any questionable decisions are made as to if somebody who wasn’t so great should go through, they flip shit. And let’s be honest, there are quite a few of those moments.
4. The Horny One
“Ah… she’s not as good if you close your eyes.”
We don’t care about talent here. Only luscious locks and hunky biceps.
5. The Trained Singer
“Pero, he’s totally not in the right key ah. And what’s with all this vibrato? Xi dwejjaq…“
Unless you’re timing your breathe perfectly or nailing your A minor to F flat jump on the first go, there’s no way you’re impressing this viewer. And there’s no way anything the judges say ever is going to be adequate feedback.
6. The Crier
*sniffling intensifies*
Give us aaalllll the sob stories and power ballads. The only thing that pleases The Crier more than an emotionally performed rendition of any of Adele’s songs, is a tragic back story about love and loss and growing up in Malta.
7. The One Who Falls Asleep
*snoring intensifies*
It’s been a long week, and not even X Factor drama can keep you awake…