The Smuggest Bitches Of Every Maltese Power Cut
1. The person with 95% battery
So you got lucky, and had your phone plugged in when the power went out – can you not rub it in my 17% face?
2. The neighbour with a generator
If you could kindly turn down your Celine Dion for a second, the rest of us are trying to cry into a pillow in peace.
3. The online preachers
“Can we stop complaining and take a moment to appreciate the simple life with no outside noise” – no. And please don’t preach about enjoying that Amish life on Facebook.
4. The gas stove owners
We get it, you can make coffee or tea or eggs or a frikken souffle if you wanted. Just keep it to yourself and let the electric stove people lament their heavy gas cylinders in silence.
5. Expats (literally all of them)
“Ma this never happens in London how silly.”
“Mur ara jiġri hekk Brussels ajma…”
“Laqqas in a developing country”
6. The opposition party
Nothing says smug quite like a political party blamed for years of power cuts watching the electricity go out while the shoe is on the other foot.
