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Things All Maltese Girls Go Through At That Time Of The Month

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Being a woman in Malta comes with its perks and woes, but one thing’s for sure – at that time of the month the island feels like its working with all its resources solely to make your life miserable.

Here’s a few things that Maltese women have to suffer through on a four-to-six week basis. 

1. You succumb to a world of carbs and fat

Pastizzi and Maxim’s pizzas were definitely invented by someone who had their period. 

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2. You can’t go anywhere near your family

For fear of murdering one of them when they inevitably comment about your appearance. 

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3. A case of riħ isfel quickly turns into an irreparable self-confidence crisis 

Tip: don’t try to reason with us.

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4. The heat feels like you’re actually at the centre of hell

Never leaving your air-conditioned bedroom is the safest solution. 

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5. And going to the beach is not without its own ordeals

Tampon-leak-phobia is a thing. 

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6. Public toilets are the stuff of nightmares

Stalls either look like a crack-house on a bad day, or they have no lock on the door. Or both. 

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7. Your innately fiery character escalates into virtually psychotic behaviour

Damn these Mediterranean genes.

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8. Which isn’t helped by the hundreds of comments you’ll get about being “hormonal”

“Kemm tiflaħ tkun antipatku għid?”

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9. Even if they’re totally legit…

#TheTruthHurts

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Do you agree? Let us know if we’ve left anything out in the comments!

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