11 Maltese Names Starbucks Is Bound To Royally Screw Up
It's Kaziel, not Kyle...
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So, the unspoken rule is: every Starbucks store will butcher your name. You could have the most common single-syllable name, you can bet your double-spice caramel soy latte you'll get an illegible scrawl on your cup.
From Axl to Zelashian, buckle up - this one's going to be a tough one to swallow
I'm sorry what?
X'inhu?! Erġa għida, xejn ma fhimt...
3. Siobhan (attempt 1)
My name's Siobhan...
4. Siobhan (attempt 2)
No, no - it's spelled out as SIGH-OH-BAN
5. Siobhan (attempt 3)
Can you put it under 'Sharon'?
... And, how do you spell that?
Are you sure this is my latte?
Inti mhux tal-hazelnut ridt, qalbi?
So it's S, T, E-
I know how to spell it...
Spelled the normal way, uwx?
As opposed to...
Now is that two 'E's in the middle?
Eh, lilek nafek jien!
BONUS: a classic and honorable mention
So, my name's Lily.