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11 Maltese Names Starbucks Is Bound To Royally Screw Up

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So, the unspoken rule is: every Starbucks store will butcher your name. You could have the most common single-syllable name, you can bet your double-spice caramel soy latte you’ll get an illegible scrawl on your cup.

From Axl to Zelashian, buckle up – this one’s going to be a tough one to swallow

1. Gizzlane

Gizzlane, please.

I’m sorry what?

Gizzlane.

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2. Kelsinith

X’inhu?! Erġa għida, xejn ma fhimt…

Kell-sin-nit.

Ah, OK.

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3. Siobhan (attempt 1)

My name’s Siobhan…

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4. Siobhan (attempt 2)

No, no – it’s spelled out as SIGH-OH-BAN

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5. Siobhan (attempt 3)

Can you put it under ‘Sharon’?

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6. Zelashian

… And, how do you spell that?

Zeh-lie-shee-ahn.

… Zeh-

Zeh-lie-shee-ahn.

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7. Jomarie

Are you sure this is my latte?

Inti mhux tal-hazelnut ridt, qalbi?

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8. Stephanie

So it’s S, T, E-

I know how to spell it…

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9. Sean

Spelled the normal way, uwx?

As opposed to…

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10. Redeemer

Now is that two ‘E’s in the middle?

Mhm.

Got it…

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11. Ċaqnu

Eh, lilek nafek jien!

Xivonn

BONUS: a classic and honorable mention

So, my name’s Lily.

Heh heh…

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Tag a Shawn. And a Shaun. And a Sean.

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