What’s Your Maltese Stripper Name?
Whether you’re bogged down with studies, or drowning in work, every once in a while you’ll stop and consider giving up on what you’re doing, and shaking what your momma gave you for some cash on the side.
Well, if you’ve been thinking about changing careers, we’ve got you covered. To help you reach a wider local audience we’ve designed the perfect stripper name generator.
(If the images aren’t clear, scroll down for the text version).
1. Take the first letter of your name
2. Choose your birth month
3. Find the first letter of your surname
4. Join them all together and see what you get
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Text version, in case the images don’t load:
Pick the first letter of your name:
A: Festa
B: Gerit
C: Ġulepp
D: Teżor
E: Ċurkett
F: Garaxx
G: Buskett
H: Merill
I: Għasel
J: Ġuġu
K: Champs
L: Kemmuna
M: Prajvit
N: Marsa
O: Havana
P: Filfla
Q: Sawt
R: Bajtra
S: Honda
T: Londra
U: Kinnie
V: Sagħtar
W: Dom
X: Ballottra
Y: Bużbież
Z: Warden
Choose your birth month:
January: patattu / patattaha
February: wiċċu / wiċċha
March: koxxtu / koxxitha
April: saqajh / saqajha
May: għajnejh / għajnejha
June: xofftejh / xofftejha
July: sidru / sidirha
August: ħalqu / ħalqha
September: ħoġru / ħoġorha
October: żaqqu / żaqqha
November: subajh / subajha
December: ilsienu / ilsienha
Pick the first letter of your surname:
A: Tal-piżelli
B: Tal-irkotta
C: Tal-ġilda
D: Tal-bizzilla
E: Tal-Alla
F: Tal-plastik
G: Tal-monti
H: Taz-zokkor
I: Tal-lasktu
J: Tal-ganutell
K: Tal-għaġina
L: Tal-ħara
M: Tal-metall
N: Tal-injam
O: Tal-biża
P: Tan-nutella
Q: Tat-tafal
R: Tad-daqqiet ta ħarta
S: Tal-lajf
T: Tal-biki
U: Tal-konkos
V: Tal-blieħ
W: Tal-ġrieden
X: Tal-waħx
Y: Tal-ġenn
Z: Tal-bżieq