Maltese politics is hardly ever wanting for controversy. We spend our lives watching what Maltese politicians do and don’t do. So wouldn’t it be a little more fun if they were a little more… hot.
Here’s a few snapshots of what it would be like if we lived in a universe where our politicians were sexy AF.
1. Chris Cardona would have no problem getting the ladies
We reckon he could have more than two at a time if he looked like this…
2. No one would care about Beppe Fenech Adami’s property
Apart from getting into his bedroom…
3. Chris Fearne would be Malta’s version of McDreamy
And no one would care about public vs. private. Unless it was one sexy Minister’s privates.
4. Konrad’s personal finances would take a back seat
As long as he worked that dapper look.
5. We would actually want George Pullicino to lie on top of us
Love us some beef.
6. Simon Busuttil’s credibility would never be questioned
Not while he’s rocking that kind of man-mane.
7. And gingers would be hot again
Work it Prim.