This Maltese TV Program Is The Only Thing You Need To Watch When You Get High AF

Getting high is a great past-time for a lot of Maltese people. Sometimes, we like to watch a good movie when getting high, but other times, we just want to stare numbly at our laptop and look at something that would suck the soul out of our eyes. Still, choosing something to watch from your laptop is quite terrible too. When the world is your oyster, you can’t really make up your mind on what you want so you’d end up watching nothing at all. Enter our amazing solution.

Next time you get high, do yourself a favour and go turn on your television and watch the EasyLife channel. Here’s 15 minutes of someone named Peter getting extremely excited about kitchen knives. 

Here’s Peter again, getting excited about Clay Core Pans. It’s obviously summer, in Peter’s words “ghall dik in-naqa skorċa” 

Did you hear that at 10:40? 

They will give you the handles with the pans! You will get the handle with those fucking pans guys. Also, is anyone else getting excited about that dancing TV? Aħna nagħbbuħ.

What we don’t like much about Telebejħ is the fact that the promotional videos are made in English and not tried out by Maltese people. Fine, the old man is making an omelette, but we really kind of want to watch Nancy make an omelette, you know?

Peter, you really feel our pain when it comes to getting them hos under control. 

Imma qedgħin taraw? This man is a prophet, swear to God. We love how enthusiastic he is about his products. This man genuinely makes us believe that we can conquer the world if we got on his magic carpet.

Waxing is described so beautifully here. 

How is this man not hypnotising you into buying these things? He is trying the products himself on television. Look at Peter wipe away his arm hair with this spray. In just four minutes(ish). That’s no magic trick; he just wiped his arm hair off. 

If you don’t want to buy this product, you’re a hairless monster.

Here’s Peter again, this time promoting a healthy cholesterol-free lifestyle using this amazing oil-free fryer. 

Did you see that? Are we the only ones who genuinely cannot stop watching these videos? Damn those onion rings man. 

Peter, you are a speaker of truth, min ma jħobbx iċ-ċips għid? This guy is giving us some serious munchies.

Uwejja guys, uwejja istra.

This guy just made his own pearl ta’! How can you not get excited about this channel? You cannot get a pearl-less oyster according to Peter, and we believe him. How can you look into those eyes and not believe in them? This man should be running for politics… he’s way more believable than most politicians anyway.

Look at Peter finding pearls inside random tinned oysters man. 

Here’s a chronic back pain bonus video, you’re most welcome.

Tag someone who needs Peter in their life!

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