WATCH: Malta’s Parody King Returns For A Hilarious Christmas Video To End 2017
Daniel Dean Kingswell is back for one last video to close off his very eventful 2017, and it’s everything you could ever hope for from Malta’s meme king.
The video follows Kingswell’s previous satirical infomercial style of videos, with a festive addition. This time, Kingswell is “advertising” Star Shower Laser Light, which projects thousands of laser dots onto any surface.
Of course, with a name like that, the shower time reference was just waiting to happen. “Shower time bid-dawl, Dawl Time!
The three-and-a-half minute video continues to mock the product’s various features, such as its “camouflage” capabilities, its weather resistance (which Kingswell says can withstand even the most intense of divine interventions), and its long-distance abilities.
As the camera pans to Halloween decorations (featuring an accurate graveyard-frontyard), Kingswell jumps in with a, “Tista’ tmut ukoll, tajjeb għall-Halloween!”
Some of Kingswell’s best moments always come with his overdubs, and this video is no exception. From a guy who goes from praising Star Shower to boasting about how the projector got him laid for Christmas to an alleged illegal immigrant begging for someone to help her before the Patriots get to her, the short video has got it all.
Oh, and let’s not forget that time the guy behind the first testimonies comes back, to Kingswell’s “Ara dal-ostja reġa ġie lura.”
The video marks Kingswell’s last video for 2017 (“probably”, in his own words).
Inching ever closer to 10,000 subscribers on YouTube, Kingswell has amassed more than 1.5 million views.