Lovin Live’s is already on its fourth episode, and this one saw our very own Chucky sit down radio’s dynamite duo Oz & Jay and social media starlet Tamara Webb. If you were expecting things to get very interesting very quickly, you were right.
Tamara, a self-proclaimed feminist, and Oz, a self-proclaimed asshole, quickly entered into a couple of cheeky back-and-forths, with Chucky and Jay running frequent damage-control wine top-ups. Beyond that, though, here are the other highlights and quotes from this week’s Lovin Live.
1. A sober start to put everything in perspective
Following Sunday’s events in Catalunya and yesterday morning’s mass shooting in Vegas, we needed to take some time out of our short show to put things into perspective.
As Chucky said, let’s all make an effort to be nicer to everyone around us, because it will make everything make a little bit more sense. “We cannot let these things stop us,” Chucky said, kicking off what quickly turned into another fun-filled episode.
2. “I have a large ass”
How’s that for a segue?
Chucky asked Oz and Jay to make us laugh as soon as the two came into shot, and Oz certainly didn’t disappoint. Leave it up to the big guy to break the ice with a little bit of swearing… which he quickly followed up with another word or two.
3. “I will perform sexual acts in your bath for free”
“I’m looking for a free bathroom,” Oz said, as soon as Chucky mentioned our lovely sponsors. And hey, what better trade-off than to offer free voiceovers? Well, we quickly found out; performing sexual acts for free, because why the hell not?
While on the subject of sex, Jay quickly intervened with his own observation about the theory of looking someone in the eyes before drinking wine, “I’ve been married for 10 years and I can say it’s…”
4. “It feels a bit like my undercarriage… “
Chucky’s famous pink fluffy diary quickly got some comments and requests from Oz and Jay to have a bit of a sampling feel… along with some observations. Does it feel more like Oz’s undercarriage, or Chucky’s? Well, we’ll have to wait and see on that one. It didn’t stop Jay from conducting his own quick research though.
5. So yeah, we sent an official Ġieħ ir-Repubblika nomination to the President of Malta…
On behalf of Oz & Jay, of course!
Recognising the more than two decades’ worth of entertainment that the pair have offered on Malta’s airwaves, we thought they should definitely get a Ġieħ ir-Repubblika.
And hey, in between them never playing Despacito and the award being previously given to Junior Eurovision Singers, we think they’ve got a pretty solid chance at this!
We even CCed Joseph Muscat in the email… you know, for good measure.
6. “I’ve got stretch marks too!”
Tamara Webb’s fabulous arrival sliding down the pole quickly saw the Instagram starlet explain her objective, which is to inspire women and to show everyone that they all have something to be proud of.
Recently, Webb shared a photo of her stretch marks (followed by a bloating incident) which had inspired her thousands of followers, and Chucky was quick to bring that up.
But hey; even Oz has stretch marks, and he was quick to stand up and show everyone. Just not those stretch marks.
7. “No one‘s perfect. No blogger, no celebrity, no one”
Tamara brought it back to reality to remind everyone that no, nobody’s perfect, something which she’s had to deal with on multiple occasions through her rise to online fame.
“I’m close, not quite there, but close,” Oz quipped.
8. That toast question though
As soon as Tamara explained to the guys that she’s “a little bit of a feminist”, Oz had to test out the waters.
“If I Asked You To Go And Make Me Some Toast, You’d Get Upset?”
Tamara’s answer? “I would probably tell you go make your own toast”. Cue all the Yaaaaases.
After following her answer up by recounting how she wakes up early in the morning to prepare her husband’s lunch, Tamara had another Oz interjection waiting; a not-so-subtle jab at his own wife. “Just saying,” Oz said.
9. Our guests, a long long time ago
Tamara, Oz, and Jay looked way different a long time ago, and Chucky took this opportunity to share some classic childhood photos.
Featuring Tamara’s super bleached hair, Oz looking slim AF, Jay as the dreamy badass… and Chucky’s redhead afro.
10. An impromptu push-up challenge
Sure, it might’ve started as a challenge to Oz and Jay, but Chucky ended up taking it up himself.
Guess who managed to get to 10 faster?
11. Did somebody say Twister?
Seriously, what did you expect from a game of Twister between Oz, Jay and Tamara?
Did you expect Jay falling on Oz by the fifth round? Because that’s exactly what happened.
“Guys, I just got body-slammed by Jason Zammit who fell during the fucking game of Twister,” Oz said.
12. The food arrives… in scores
Daddy brought in Ocean Basket’s mouthwatering dishes, but this time, it was more than a couple of plates. Our guests this week did include Oz and Jay, after all…
13. “One thing she doesn’t realise is that I was born an asshole”
After all those to-and-fros between him and Tamara, Oz took the opportunity to apologise to Tamara. After all, as the radio host explained, he was born an asshole, and he’ll probably die an asshole too.
It was the perfect opportunity to do so too, considering Tamara had just joked about grabbing a fish and just slapping Oz with it.
14. That’s a wrap!
With another episode down and loads of delicious food on the table, it was time to bid farewell. And hey, no one got slapped or killed in the process. Thanks everyone for tuning in, and until next time!
BONUS: Tamara got her 10K!
During the show last night, Tamara explained how she was tantalisingly close to getting 10K followers on her Instagram account.
And wouldn’t you know; she woke up this morning to see she had actually managed to hit the elusive target!
We’d like to thank our sponsors throughout the show; Satariano Home for the stunning furniture, Laferla for insuring Chucky, P. Cutajar for the wine, Ultimate for the JBL, Muscats Motors for graciously providing Chucky’s ride, and Ocean Basket for the delicious food.
If you’ve got 30 free minutes, here’s this week’s episode of Lovin Live in all its glory. In the meantime, stay tuned for Episode Five, coming next week!