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We May Have Just Found A New National Anthem For The Maltese Sick Of Politics

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It’s been a very busy (and controversial) 2017 as far as Maltese politics go, and while every day seems to bring with it more updates, some people are slowly approaching the point of maximum couldn’t-be-fucked. 

If you happen to be one of those people, a guy called George Cassar has just come up with your new national anthem. In six refrains, Cassar perfectly echoes the thoughts of the people who are 150% done with all this political mumbo jumbo.

Kif stordejtuna b’dawn il-ġenn!

Tikteb Daphne u jwieġeb Glenn,

U jkompli jżejjinha David Thake,

Imma tgħid din veru jew xi fake?

Kulħadd sar il-primadonna,

Minn Michelle sa Brian Tonna,

Kulħadd jiffanga mill-kejk,

Tistgħu issa tagħtuna brejk?

Dal-ġurnalisti x’fittaġni fihom,

Lanqas fenek ma tista’ tmur tiekol bihom!

Qalulna kollox sal-inqas dettalji,

Ħlief x’kien hemm f’dawk l-imberkin bagalji.

Wieħed jagħmel il-konferenzi,

U l-ieħor jitolbu l-evidenzi.

Wieħed jgħid: Din kriżi qawwija!

L-ieħor iwieġbu: Din gidba faħxija!

Kuljum jinbidel ir-rakkont,

Biss ħa niftiehmu ċar u tond:

Hu kemm hu l-ammont

U hu ta’ min hu l-kont…

Dear politicians, do me a favour

Kemm tal-PN kif ukoll tal-Labour,

Can you please get a life,

U ma tivvintax elezzjoni fis-sajf?

Dun Karm would be proud.

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Lovin Malta's Head of Content, Dave has been in journalism for the better half of the last decade. Prefers Instagram, but has been known to doomscroll on TikTok. Loves chicken, women's clothes and Kanye West (most of the time).

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