13 Things Everyone Hates About Malta
Yes, ‘Lovin’ is supposed to be the name of the game, but we would be insulting your intelligence if we didn’t also spend some time thinking, or rather venting, about the things in Malta that really, really get our goat.
So here’s a fresh dose of righteous anger to fuel your day, and hopefully get you thinking about ways to make this little island we call our home that little bit better.
1. Our inability to collect garbage properly
2. The ‘environmentally friendly’ substitution of plastic bags… with plastic bags without handles
3. Construction workers who think they’re auditioning for Cirque Du Soleil
4. Our insane car culture
5. Our total disregard of bicycle safety (and general road safety too)
6. Cranes. And dust. And more cranes #CranesOfMalta
7. The fact that road works always seem to be perfectly timed with rush hour
8. Traffic. Jesus Fucking Christ the traffic
9. Our ridiculous, space-sucking architectural monstrosities
10. The lack of public spaces without an imminent Planning Authority notice attached to them
11. Queue hopping
12. The fact that everything’s okay as long as it makes money
13. The fact that we’ll never have our own clap/chant at the euros like Iceland.
