9 Hilarious Names to Come Out of Panama Papers

Only in Malta, the secret-company-name edition.

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1. In the Name of the Father Ltd

Cause it's never bad to have big G on your side

Business Praying

2. Howard Ira Golden

The coincidences are strong with this one. Mr Howard Ira Golden (a real person btw) shares his name with our beloved Eurovision songstress, her manager (Howard Keith) and of course, the song that almost challenged her for the win (Brooke's Golden).


3. Heiman GMBH

Say the name out loud... don't worry I'll wait.


4. Bozos Ltd

It's a wonder they even managed to open the company at all

Dumb Gi

5. 691769888 Projects Limited

This is the company-name equivalent of a teenager hiding their porn in a folder called "maths HW"

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6. P N S Holdings Limited

Time to put your hangman skills to good use: p_n_s

Wink Gif

7. Seba' Ibhra Azjenda

Yo ho ho and shiver me timbers.

Capt Jack Sparrow

8. Tal'Lira Foundation

For when you need an offshore account, on a budget!


9. YO Group



Bonus: Xejn Incorporated

Xejn Inc may have been uncovered in the Offshore Leaks 2 years ago, but we think it's a timeless classic

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Written By

Chucky Bartolo

If there's no Mariah Carey GIF or reference to Eurovision in this article, just assume they've been edited out against my will.