Things You Hate If You Dye Your Hair In Malta

Pool water... can you not?

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You've finally made the decision to dye your hair. You were looking to make a change in your life, but didn't want to do anything drastic like travelling the world or getting a tattoo. It's all looking up and you're ready for this new blonde, red, and/or purple phase in your life.

But as with most things on the island, you're gonna need a little bit of patience - and here's why:

1. The sun will ruin your colour

300 days of sunshine sounds perfect, until the UV rays ruin any hope you had of keeping the colour exactly like you paid for.

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2. And if the sun doesn't manage, the pool's chemicals will

Green hair is fashionable now, right?

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3. You can never pretend it's your natural colour

Everyone knows you, your family and your pets - there's no way you're pulling off the natural blonde look.

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4. And you'll get lots of requests for people's family to do your hair

No thanks, I'd rather not have your cousin who starts their course this October practice on me. 

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5. Finding the right hairdresser requires a wegħda

Mary always looks like she had great hair, maybe she can help me out.

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6. A wegħda your nanna will cancel out with her prayers

Dying you hair is the first step to spiralling out of control. Next stop - heroine!

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7. And when you finally take a cute picture, a distant relative will ruin it

Thanks Uncle Gużi, your opinion on my hair colour of choice is instrumental to my daily life.

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Written By

Karl Baldacchino

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