The Only Way Is Up! San Ġwann Penis Potholes Fixed Pronto After Relentless Online Teasing
Grab your spraycans and keyboards. It would seem like after going viral, these penis potholes finally got filled in.
Residents and passersby in San Ġwann reported the odd appearance of spray-painted phalluses around unsightly potholes on Bellavista Road, mere days into the New Year.
The stunt was was soon revealed to be the work of a disgruntled resident, who was fed up with the “hazardous” potholes, which had been a problem in the area for a long time.
In discussion with Times of Malta, the unidentified man admitted to the act as a form of protest, stating that “This way they [the authorities] cannot ignore them. They’ll have to fix the pothole to remove the penises.”
And “they” did just that, as with the ever-growing vitality of the graffiti and the jokes surrounding it, the respective authorities were quick to fill the potholes with tarmac earlier today, ultimately covering these influential erections.
“Thanks to the penis all holes are filled. Guess we should all buy a can or 2,” one commenter said.
Many users were expressing their hilarity and disappointment at the solution, with some even questioning whether profane graffiti is all it takes to fill a few potholes.
What lengths would you go to to solve infrastructural issue in your area?
Photo credit to Matthew Mirabelli / Times of Malta