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WATCH: Is This Malta’s Horniest 70-Year-Old Man?

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There is a man obsessed with sex in Malta, and he goes by the name of il-Qoċċu.

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Though it is no secret that Maltese people are seriously horny, there is one video that captures what has to be Malta’s most randy man. During a 2016 episode of the TV discussion programme Skjetti, took to the streets to ask the people of Malta all about their sexual habits.

However, they didn’t count on meeting il-Qoċċu, who quickly stole the show. The Siġġiewi pensioner, who is often seen around the squares of the locality, eventually sat down for an interview about his sexual escapades, where he is described as “iċ-Ċampjin tas-sess” – and it’s quite the watch.

Il-Qoċċu says his favourite position is ’69’, but he is a big fan of ‘the 43’ as well

Saying that there was no way anyone could compare to his sexual experience, even “if they went to University for 20 years”, he explains how he is fully decked out with the right materials and pills to keep him “going steady”.

Indeed, it seems the phrase ‘dirty old man’ was pretty much invented for the guy. He praises the” little pills” he uses that allow him to keep his coitus constantly on the go, and keeps referring to a mysterious “material’ that helps him get his groove on.

Il-Qoċċu approaches sex like a man addicted – and isn’t afraid of laying it all out.

He goes through everything, from his preferred age of partner – 45-years-old – to how long he can last when doing the business.

He ends the interview by reminding everyone that it’s all in the mind, and without the mind being excited, the body will not follow.

“The mind is the first thing that transmits… first the mind, and then the thermos!” he chuckles dirtily.

Tag someone who is well on their way to becoming Il-Qoċċu in a few years time

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Johnathan is an award-winning Maltese journalist interested in social justice, politics, minority issues, music and food. Follow him at @supreofficialmt on Instagram, and send him news, food and music stories at [email protected]

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