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Malta Reacts To Donald Trump Bringing The World Closer To Nuclear War

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As 2017 fades into memory and the world looks apprehensively towards 2018, Donald J. Trump is here to remind you why we can’t have good things. 

The world woke up on just the third day of the year to find the American President literally cajoling North Korean Dictator – and Dennis Rodman’s BFF – into showing the world that his nuclear button works.

As people all over the world tried to process how we got to this point in American diplomacy, Maltese people had their own unique takes on this show of strongman-ship, or as we call it in Malta, the battle of the bananas. 

1. Is this real life?

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2. A very male contest

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3. Nobody likes cowboys

4. NSFW

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5. Children shouldn’t be presidents

6. Babies shouldn’t either

7. Hormones don’t seem that bad after all

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8. Like, at all at all

As the world watches to see if this is how we are all going to go out – in a nuclear thermal ball created by two toddlers in suits – it is as good a time as any to remember the guy who really expressed this sentiment first. 

Do you think Donald Trump’s button really is bigger than Kim Jong-un’s?

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Johnathan is interested in the weird, wonderful, and sometimes dark realities late capitalist society forces upon us all. He also likes food and music. Follow him at @supreofficialmt on Instagram, and send him news, food and music stories at [email protected]

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