Maybe it’s the heat, maybe it’s the meat, but Malta has been experiencing a bloom of nude and semi-nude people all over the island. 

First, they appeared near bodies of water like the Triton Fountain. Then, they were cruising in our streets. Now, they are in Valletta tour groups, learning all about Maltese culture.

There are different degrees of public nudity, and we’d love to know what you think of the following examples of people getting very laissez-faire with their clothing.

1. This guy trying to get up close and personal with Valletta’s fortifications

2. Or this guy putting safety-first in Santa Venera

Photo: Brian Calleja

3. Then there’s the guy revealing a bit too much at the beach near kids 

4. And the guy who said he didn’t know how important the Triton Fountain was

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Johnathan Cilia

Johnathan is an award-winning Maltese journalist interested in social justice, politics, minority issues, music and food. Follow him at @supreofficialmt on Instagram, and send him news, food and music stories at [email protected]