This Is What Bestselling Maltese Political Biographies Would Actually Look Like
Thousands of people have snatched up their copies of Joseph Muscat’s latest book, but we’re pretty sure that the following titles would make an even bigger hit on the global front.
Here’s a few titles we’re sure would make it big in the world of political biographies.
1. Konrad Mizzi
Everyone loves a reflective-account. We reckon Konrad could pull it off just as well as Tony did.
2. Ann Fenech
Seeing as Joanna Lumley is literally the poshest regular person we can think of, we figured Fenech’s penchant for decorum would translate well into a cover that resembles the British personality.
3. Keith Schembri
O.J. Simpson’s tell-all hypothetical biography was just one in a number of earth-shattering scandals that he was a central to throughout his life. We’re quite sure Keith’s conjecture of how his own scandals could have gone down will also be a winner with readers.
4. Simon Busuttil
One of these men is forthright and abrasive when speaking with politicians. We’ll let you decide which one.
5. Chris Cardona
Seeing as both Cardona and Clinton’s careers were rocked by sex scandals, we would think it fitting that their biographies follow a similar format.
6. Daphne Caruana Galizia
And finally, we’re convinced that loads of readers would love to know the story behind #DaphneLeaks. We sure would.
