Every Thread Convo About The Blue Lagoon Floating Bar

It all starts with someone innocently posting the story to a thread. “Look at this guys. What do we think?”

First reaction: “Sink it now.”

Mark Anthony Falzon gets linked. Do we really want to make Blue Lagoon shittier?

“But… it’s kinda cool…”

“They have them in places like Fiji and stuff!”
Also, this:

And so it begins… The self-loathing kicks in.


“But what if it moved around to other places too? It could be a great place for dinner and a cocktail.”

“End yourself now.”

The tl;dr comment

And onto the slippery slope argument…

At some point, someone’s gotta reference the floating billboards saga.

“But what if we got it right this time?”

And finally, the shutdown comment.
