Every Thread Convo About The Blue Lagoon Floating Bar

Do you recognise any of these?

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It all starts with someone innocently posting the story to a thread. "Look at this guys. What do we think?"

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First reaction: "Sink it now."

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Mark Anthony Falzon gets linked. Do we really want to make Blue Lagoon shittier?

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"But... it's kinda cool..."


"They have them in places like Fiji and stuff!"

Also, this:

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And so it begins... The self-loathing kicks in.

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"But what if it moved around to other places too? It could be a great place for dinner and a cocktail."

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"End yourself now."

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The tl;dr comment

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And onto the slippery slope argument...

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At some point, someone's gotta reference the floating billboards saga.

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"But what if we got it right this time?"

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And finally, the shutdown comment.

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So, what do you think? Tell us.

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