And it's not just because we don't have many birds
And I was neither surprised nor disappointed
And it's not about being pedantic
With enemies like these, who needs friends?
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We're not even angry, just disappointed
What did we do to deserve all this good food?
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Seriously though, Delia must go
Goodbye my loves, goodbye
Whatever happened to good old chicken?