You don't know the half of it...
The tl;dr version of 7,000 years worth of turbulence
What a time to be neutral and on the internet
It didn't, we're joking.
Say hello to the Partit Medjokratiku
And the good news is the rent is absolutely free
It was right there all along
If people remember your name, then half your work is done
Especially when no casualties are reported