9 Red Flags You Will Encounter When Talking To Maltese Girls 🚩
Seeing that everyone loved the first article, it’s time to look at Maltese women’s red flags.
Before we get into it, I would like to point out that both this and the previous article are indeed satire.
I do not believe that these are actual red flags… like being overly-controlling, gaslighting, and there being a lack of communication – one would think this is obvious.
Believe it or not, I love the Maltese festa, sleeve tattoos, and Waterpolo players! And lowkey, half of the following ”red flags” are based on myself…
With that out of the way, here are nine red flags you will probably encounter when talking to Maltese women:
1. Has her star sign in her bio
This girl is obsessed with astrology, if she asks you for your date and time of birth… run. Unless she stops talking to you when she finds out your Venus is in Gemini.
2. Claims she’s never been to the south
”Guys where’s Xgħajra, ah?”
A true northie, this girl thinks that the only thing in the south is the airport. Only, once you get to know her you’ll find out all her grandparents are from the south…
3. Listens to Taylor Swift or Harry Styles
More specifically, only listens to Taylor and Harry. And if anyone criticises them, she will throw hands. If Taylor Swift were to murder someone, the Swifties could probably find a way to justify it… and people would believe it.
4. Hangs out at Big G’s every Friday
Big G’s is the place to be – who doesn’t like standing in the street, drinking lots of alcohol, and then spending the rest of the weekend recovering from the hangover?
5. Attended a church school
Church schools either make you or break you… is it even her fault? You’re forced to spend everyday in close quarters with a bunch of other hormonal teenage girls, whilst the teachers preach about Jesus.
6. Has super long nails… Cardi B style
If the nails are shaped like a claw, or the colours are red, orange, and yellow, it’s a sign to run.
7. Posts a ‘missing summer’ picture on Instagram in the middle of winter
And surprisingly, it’s a bikini picture… not body shaming. You go girl!
Just you don’t need to say that you’re missing summer for you to post a bikini picture! Do you really miss Maltese summers?
8. Has a tattoo in another language
”I can’t read it but it looks pretty no?” It does… I guess… it usually also translates to something like ”live your life to the full”.
9. ”I hate all men” girls
Kind of joking, kind of not, but since I mentioned one red flag, in the previous article, that I agree with (I genuinely don’t like Andrew Tate), I had to do the same here.
Bonus: When she prefers pastizzi tax-xema…
If you know, you know…
What other red flags do you think some Maltese girls have?
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