Seriously, what the actual?
'I hope this made you Snickers'
Police are calling it a ‘planned robbery’
You'd think we'd learn after all those years
They bring the sausage, you bring the raw sauce
And he's joined by some local heavyweights
You have to be this patriotic to participate
From dumplings to curries and everything in between
Former inspector Jonathan Ferris warns he is 'being followed' on the streets
Don't forget your domna!