Treat this as the ultimate introduction / revision
The planet is not a damsel, and Trump is certainly no knight
In case you were still wondering what all those 1s and 2s meant
From start-up to €1 million bond
Because God knows the whole country needs it
Start saving now
God knows we need a break
Which do you think is most likely?
Have you made up your mind?
Here's what we can look forward to according to the manifestos