9 Ways To Ace A Job Interview In Malta

Sweaty handshakes are never fun

Screen Shot 2016 08 16 At 7 14 54 Pm

Job interviews can be stressful at the best of times, but a bit of foresight, and a lot of remembering that the Maltese are creatures of habit, can give you a serious edge before you sit (awkwardly) in front of your future employers. 

Here are some points to keep in mind when you're going for a job interview in Malta, brought to you with a little help from the guys at Keepmeposted

1. Remember Maltese traffic, and how shit it can be

It's always good to plan ahead when going for an interview, but in Malta it's an absolute necessity. The traffic tends to be heavy, but more importantly it's extremely unpredictable. Some days you travel across the island in 40 minutes, others it takes you half an hour just to leave your street. Getting a lift or a taxi will give you time to prepare yourself instead of avoiding cars and swearing at other drivers. 

Powerpuff Run

2. Clean up your social pages

Springclean your drunken photos, naked selfies and awkward fancy dress party pics. It won't help if your future employer recognises you from that NSFW video he shared on Whatsapp with the rest of the board of directors. If you're unfortunate enough to have already gone viral for all the wrong reasons, your only option is to embrace it, move on and hope they can do the same. Turn your handshake with a Shower Time Bro high-five. 

4Gq R F Maxage 0

3. Sweating is a thing that will happen

And that's totally OK. No employer is going to judge you for having pores that work. That being said, if you're aware of the fact that you're a particularly heavy sweater, wear clothes that don't show off your perspiration skills. Also, maybe wipe your hands before shaking the CEO's.

Panic Laugh

4. Everyone knows everyone, so avoid bitching 

If your potential employer isn't friends with your ex boss, they're probably related to them. It's Malta and as much as we like to pretend we don't know everyone, in reality (and especially in work circles) we do. Being the bigger person is always better, so never be seen to be bitching.

Eye Roll

5. Cut out all talk of politics

Maltese people tend to feel very strongly about supporting one side or the other; you may think you've sussed out what your boss's political colours may be, but you can never be sure how the rest of the team feels. If for some reason politics is brought up, avoid "għax aħna" or "għax intom" - keep it neutral.


6. Dress for the job you want, not for the weather we have

Yes, summer in Malta can be unbearable, but then again so is the rest of the year. You can't really expect a corporate company to be OK with you interviewing in a singlet and flip-flops just because it's a sunny day in Malta. If the job demands a bit of creativity, don't be afraid to dress down, just make sure you've got the skills to back up your style. Also, don't dress desperately. 

Giphy 34

7. Google is your friend  

Please research the company you're planning to join. There is nothing more awkward for you (and them) than finding out you don't know the basics of the company's work. There's no need to hack into their internal databases, but a quick scan of their website/social media should be enough. A good tip is to broaden your search to any international platform they might have. This could give you some good insight into their brand positioning.

Just don't take it too far

Alien Book Gif

8. "Sellili għall-mama"

No, we're not implying you should rely on nepotism, but doing some digging and finding a mutual connection with someone in the company could give you the edge you need. Obviously make sure it's someone reputable not your dodgiest uncle. 

Also, try to think of a subtle way to bring it up, as opposed to blurting out "I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH YOUR COUSIN" in a panic.

Sandra Waving Gif

9. Remember, you're not the only one interviewing

Make sure you're unique but don't ever cross the line. Be remembered for the right reasons, but be remembered. Don't just expect you'll get the job because you think you're qualified. Add something extra, a bit of personality or just tell a great story and make them laugh. Confidence is key. Remember the people interviewing you could become your colleagues, so don't just be a total suck up from the get go.

Whatever you do, don't do any of the shit you see others doing in this video mashup from some of your favourite movies.

Know anyone going for an interview? Share this with them and help them get the job of their dreams! 

Written By

Chucky Bartolo

If there's no Mariah Carey GIF or reference to Eurovision in this article, just assume they've been edited out against my will.