Pleasure Malta is your go-to shop for all things sex. From realistic dildos to talented vibrators and luscious lubes, these guys have got your back.

Their erotic calendars are perfect for anyone wanting to spice their sex lives up to forget the doom and gloom of the past year.

When snagging one of these babies, whether it’s for you and your boo, a solo feat or someone you think deserves the power of pleasure (your mother, perhaps?), their Christmas Pleasure Fairy will send you six handpicked, erotic surprises sent throughout December.

Choose one for him, her or couple-based calendars…

…and don’t worry, they’re LGBT+ inclusive too.

Once payment is made, you’ll just need to add the name and postal address, specify whether you’d be riding solo or not, and also specify the gender of users.

Here’s an idea of what could be involved in the package:

Toys for Ho Ho Hoes

If you’re looking to get a couple’s calendar, your sex adventures are guaranteed to level up. Expect radical toys like maybe a flexible double penis for double pleasure, or experiment with some shiny black anal beads for both of you. And if you’ve never tapped into your darker side, prepare a safe word and hope you’ll get some bondage rope.

Solo gifts are equally as exciting. The Pleasure Fairy might treat you to one of their vast range of vibrators like the Rampant Rabbit vibrator or a small but mighty vibrating egg for discreet adventures. If you’re a penis-haver, receiving a surprise vibrating cock-ring could be just a purchase away.

Accessories for safe play too

Sex is awesome and orgasms should literally be considered a human right. But remember – it’s super important to keep safe, especially if other people are involved.

Pleasure Malta has got a whole range of condoms for him and her to choose from, so you’re bound to receive some of them in your erotic calendars. From slims to ribbed ones, these erotic calendars will make sure you’re stocked up for safe sex in the new year. Nice!

And what’s condoms without lube? These sexperts have got countless flavours and sensations to complement your rubbers.

Everyone deserves the gift of pleasure this Christmas

So write down your naughty list for Santa and grab your erotic calendar from Pleasure Malta before they’re all sold out and the season is gone.

Investing in yours or a loved ones’ orgasms is never a bad idea (unless it isn’t safe)!

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