Does this sound like you? Now don’t be shy, you can still get your host kudos rolling and you don’t even need to attend any coffee barista workshops to impress. You only need to choose your preferred Nescafé Dolce Gusto machine and let it into your life. Like, now, before you disappoint any more people with your lack of coffee manners.

Ok, so what’s so special about Dolce Gusto? The market’s littered with coffee machines, right? It is indeed. But only Nescafé Dolce Gusto machines will make you any coffee variation you can dream up – no fuss, no muss.

Just one click of a button and your own personal barista delivers your order right there, on your kitchen counter. Cappuccino chicks, espresso lovers, latte ladies, chocolate chicas… you name the coffee, Dolce Gusto will brew it lovingly.

The best part? There’s no crazy instruction manual to make you feel stupid. Just pick your preferred capsule, make sure there’s enough water, press the button and… mmm.

And these beauties will fit right into your kitchen, blending right into your lifestyle as though they’re your soulmates – which, let’s face it, they are. I mean, they sure deliver better coffee than their human counterparts, and we’ll stop right there.

But you have your own very personal style, right? And your kitchen is the perfect embodiment of your chi with none of your neighbour’s pitiful kitsch. You don’t want no basic coffee machine killing your snazz.

We feel you. And, whatever your game, we promise there’s a Nescafé Dolce Gusto machine with your name on it. Whether you’re pulling a sneak attack on your holiday funds and need to keep it lowkey, or you’re after the glitziest, most lush coffee machine we can conjure, we guarantee that the Dolce Gusto range includes the perfect coffee maker that your kitchen needs.

Worried there’s no space for a coffee machine on your London-sized kitchen top? The Mini Me, Piccolo or Genio are cute as a button and are very big on taste, even though they take up less space than that bag you keep ‘forgetting’ to return to the closet. They come in white, red, black and titanium, to match your mood or your decor.

The Lumio Automatic models, available in white or black, are another space-saving option that both come with a super-friendly price tag. Who ever said that great coffee has to cost the earth?

The Melody is another great choice if you want to keep things simple, not too expensive, but oh so delicious. And it comes with a great design that adds just the right level of funky to any room.

Speaking of great designs, do check out the Drop. I mean, seriously, a coffee machine this sleek needs to be seen and experienced. Don’t be fooled by the good looks, this one’s a very hard worker – and it won’t break the bank, either.

Just as good-looking, with a touch of contemporary chic, we meet the Oblo. A machine that means business, and that business is good coffee. Available in white, black, titanium and red – strong colours for a strong statement and strong coffees.

Then there is the Movenza, a platinum silver beauty that wouldn’t look out of place in a contemporary museum. Sleek, unique, and with a too-cool automatic opening mechanism, this one is strictly for the trendy-kids with some budget to spend on pure good looks.

And finally, a choice of Infinissima models in black, red and black or white and black. Just as chic as the Drop, but accessible to wider budgets.

Now excuse us, while we drop in to our nearest supermarket to decide which Nescafé Dolce Gusto machine needs our forever home.

To celebrate great coffee, Dolce Gusto wants to offer one lucky Lovin Malta reader the chance to win a fabulous Mini Me Nescafé Dolce Gusto machine. 

All you have to do to win is tag a friend who desperately needs a good coffee fix from these machines in the comments below.