Let's face it, pizzas and milkshakes barely scratch the surface
Matching the last national performance but setting new records
Treat this as the ultimate introduction / revision
Adding up to a total of six medals on Day One!
And we now have dates to block off
Although we're not as high as you'd hope
These may as well be in a museum
Time to see the whole island
January's throwing one final hurrah
Kick 2017 off with ALL the events!