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X’Mistħija! 7 Dad Jokes We’re Set To Endure This Father’s Day

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Father’s Day is right around the corner, and on this day it’s all about dad so you’re bound to hear some dad jokes that are straight-up cringe-worthy. But, at the end of the day, most dads deserve a little thanks for their hard work and dedication even if they’re super lame. Use this as a foolproof guide to gifting your dad according to his ‘Dad Joke’ style.

Every dad is different, but here are the seven dad jokes that you’ll probably have to endure this Father’s Day. 

1. What did the juicer say to the orange during self-quarantine? 

Can’t wait to squeeze you!

This one’s a modern classic. Keeping up with the times while still finding a way to make this joke almost worse than quarantine itself, this dad joke is sweet and timely. Even though dad comes up with jokes like this, he still deserves a treat from Dr Juice

2. I used to hate facial hair… 

but then it grew on me.

If your dad is super proud of the glorious beard he can grow, don’t be surprised if you’ll have to sit through this joke on Father’s Day. Show him how much you love him, and his dad jokes, by treating him to a gift voucher from Antonio’s Barber Shop.

3. I’m afraid for the calendar. 

It’s days are numbered. 

Now this one is a dad joke some might not get straight away, but that doesn’t make it any better when you do finally get it. Probably a little obsessed with time and living by the motto ‘On time is late’, this kind of dad would really appreciate a gorgeous-looking clock or a funny wall calendar from Gajet

4. Why do some couples go to the gym?

Because they want their relationship to work out.

It’s obvious that this kind of dad absolutely loves poking some fun at their partner while making the rest of the family suffer from their sub-par puns. Combining his love for the gym with his love for his partner, this kind of dad would absolutely love a membership to The Plaza Gym

5. Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. 

Then it becomes a soap opera.

Using something as mundane as showering and figuring out a way to turn it into a joke, merits a pretty good gift for dad, wouldn’t you agree? Treat him to some revitalising after-shave balm and the nicest smelling shower gels from Franks or something fruity from The Body Shop.

6. Why were the utensils stuck together? 

They were spooning. 

Now this dad joke is the one everyone is bringing to Sunday lunch. No matter if your dad likes to chow down on some Hawaiian food or would rather eat a classic Italian dish, treat him to an experience instead of the traditional gift and have a meal at The Plaza Food Hall, where you can enjoy tastes from around the world from Japan to Peru. 

7. What does a house wear? 

Address

Personifying a house just might be the only thing that salvages this dad joke a little bit, as, you have to admit, dad jokes are so bad they’re good. Since this kind of dad seems to be a bit of a fashionista, treating him to an afternoon at Bortex, US Polo, or Quicksilver sounds like the perfect gift for him.  

Embarrassing Fathers still deserve amazing Father’s Day gifts and The Plaza has it all!

Show him how much you care by spending the day at The Plaza and visiting the new shops and food outlets found within The Plaza Shopping Centre. 

Even if you’re not quite sure which gift your dad would love, you can get your hands on a Plaza gift voucher by heading over to the management office on Level 3 or online.

Billabong, Dr. Juice, The Mexican, Intercomp, Junction, Mothercare, Machu Picchu, Subway, Pasta Republic, Po-K, Tea Fusion, Swarovski, The Body Shop, The Tiffin Box, Tre Pale, Antonio’s Barber Shop, Mimi, Gajet, Franks, Stivaletti, Quicksilver, Jules, Promod, Bortex, Morgan, Lucy Make-Up Store, Delizioso, Wasabi, Manila Republic, Gym F45, E-Sports Lounge, Miss Selfridge and U.S Polo are all found under one roof – you are truly spoiled for choice.

Open every single day between 10am and 7.30pm during the summer months.

This means you have all the time in the world to visit The Plaza and get your hands on that special something which will show your dad just how much you love him, no matter how cringy his dad jokes are. 

Tag someone who loves dad jokes!

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