7 Pastizzi Memes All Maltese People Will Find Themselves Desperately Relating To

You need to be following this new Instagram account if pastizzi are life

Pastizzi Memes

Screw ħobż biż-żejt, lampuki, and fenkati. If there's one food that could really bring everlasting peace to the Maltese Islands, then look no further than the pastizz.

Sure, we might not agree on whether ricotta or peas are the superior ingredient (for the record, it's obviously ricotta) and we might still be torn on those Nutella and chicken monstrosities, but we can all agree that a small tradition cheesecake can go a very long way. So if there's one hall of fame pastizzi definitely deserve to be inducted in, it's the lovely and at times confusing world of memes.

Seven days ago, a new Instagram account called Pastizzi Memes showed up on the Interwebs. What followed in the last week was 17 posts that are just that; memes about the delicious delicacy that makes us all truly Maltese. Here are seven memes (one for every day the account has been online) that you'll find yourself relating to if you - like all of us - are a pastizzi lover at heart.

1. Define: Dilemma

Although to be fair, while we get that they're both dairy, ġobon doesn't sound quite as appetising as ricotta...

2. The urge is real

Sorry ma', I just can't help it.

3. Live and let consume pastizzi, Ġuża

Maybe all I want to do is die an oily death. Who are you to stop me?

4. The real hierarchy of needs

My only wish is to get lots of pastizzi so I can exchange them for even more pastizzi.

5. The temptation is strong with this one

Because only the purest souls can successfully say No to a 2am Serkin run.

6. Wait, pastizzi aren't healthy?!


7. You are - and you give birth - to what you eat


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Written By

David Grech Urpani

Sarcastically ironic, Dave is a recovering hipster musician with a penchant for chicken, women's clothes and Kanye.