12 Times You Wish You Had A Driver's License In Malta

With all these complaints of traffic, it's good to look on the bright side.

Driving Cover

Malta's roads aren't exactly the safest place to be, but when you don't drive you look past the safety issues and long for the day you're able to join the daily commuters, braving the horrible Maltese traffic.

Here are some moments that push non-drivers to contemplate actually getting their license:

1. When your parents make their 'taxi driver' joke

Britney Awkward

And you know they're gonna use the time to ask you every awkward question possible.

2. When you wait for the bus in the boiling sun

Spongebob Sun

All the while knowing you might have to wait another hour till it even appears. Yes, even in October.

3. When people ask you why you don't drive

Squidward Angry

They'll all assume it's because you're lazy, when there's probably a multitude of reasons behind it, (not least because you're too broke to afford lessons).

4. When you have to leave early to catch the bus back home

Sadness

The night is young, but you end up going home at the same time old people do.

5. When you have to beg your friends to drive you home

Please

And no one is up for it.

6. When you have to walk

Grumpy Cat

Cos your parents aren't home and you know tal-linja is going to fuck up.

7. When you have to leave home 2 hours early just to get there in time

Judge Judy

Being punctual requires a lot of planning beforehand.

8. When you plan to go somewhere, but give up and stay home cos it's too much effort

Lazy Bum

I'll go out some other day.

9. When you think of all the sing-alongs you could have if you had a car

Sing Along

Blasting out Ariana Grande and having no shame about it.

10. When you end up sitting between a 'creep' and a 'chatty nanna' on Tal-Linja

Scream No

Living the life.

11. When someone asks you if you can drive them home

Miley Um

And having to tell them you don't drive.

12. When all your friends drive except you

God No

And you sit there and swear you'll get your license someday.

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Written By

Kurt Abela

Being just a few inches over five feet, Kurt indulges in writing existential songs, fixing his hair, and cuddling cats.

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