Here's Why Every Maltese Person Needs To Wear An Ugly Jumper This Christmas

And where you can get one from...

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Everybody knows that Christmas isn't really activated until people have got their uber-tacky jumper on. 

Don't bother try to fight it, just sit and nod at all the reasons you know you have to get one.

1. Because you're not a grinch

You're full of Christmas spirit and you should wear it on your sleeve(s).

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2. Because you know you can work it

Let's face it, if you can look sexy in a Christmas jumper, you're golden for the rest of the year.

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3. Because you will be the only one without one if you don't

And you'll be very, very lonely.


4. Because they also come in onesie format

Truth. Head to Best & Less in Mosta to get your hands on one. Or if you expedite your delivery you can still get one in time for Christmas from Amazon.

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5. Because they're fun for the whole family

That's why people have children, right? To be able to dress them up in embarrassing outfits they'll hate you for when they're older.

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6. Because your dog can also wear one

He'll hate it, but your Instagram followers will love it.

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So don't delay, check out these stores in Malta to get your own Christmas jumper:

Adults: OVS, Kiabi, Next, George, F&F, Terranova, New Look

Kids: George, F&F, Next

Dogs: Pet Love, Jumbo Store

Have you got your Christmas jumper yet? Take a selfie wearing it and post it using #LovinMalta

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