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The 7 Deadly Shots In Malta

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1. The opening Brain Damage

You start off craving something light, and sweet. It’s a fun little drink to have and it’s perfect for opening up your Snap story.

Brain

2. The essential starter vodka Redbull tray

The brain damage was fun, but you’re going to need a solid tray to get things going – and nothing does the job quite like vodka Redbull.

Vodka

3. The surprise sambuca

You’re vibing to your favourite song and having a good time. Your friend reaches over and hands you a shot… which you down without a second thought. As the taste hits your throat, you’re too far gone. The dreaded aftertaste of sambuca has flooded your system.

Sambuca

4. The confidence-boosting second tray of vodka

Your initial buzz is starting to wear off and everyone else seems to be a lot drunker than you are – suddenly, like an angel sent from above, someone places a second tray of vodka Redbull in front of you. It’s probably not the smartest move, but it’s the only thing that will save the night.
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5. The uninhibited Gas Chamber

You’re young and free – so why stick with boring drinks? It’s time for a no-handed Blowjob or a crazy complicated Gas Chamber

No Hands

6. The ‘I make bad life decisions’ tequila

Congratulations, you’ve officially hit “fuck it guys, let’s just do tequila”. You slur your order over the bar and argue with your friends over the correct order for the whole salt/lemon combo. 

And then you down the devil’s liquid, officially seal your own ending.

No To Tequila2

7. The coma-inducing absinthe 

As you’re slumped over a moist bar, picking up everyone’s rubbish with your chest, you order the final drink of the night… and potentially your life. The shot of absinthe. Good luck friend, and may your barfing not be too violent.

Asleep

Tag a friend who knows these stages all too well

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