9 Ways Maltese People Piss Off Gozitans
Seriously guys, cut it out
Gozitans are dealing with an excessive influx of Maltese long-weekenders right now. So to all Maltese people on the sister-isle for the long weekend, be nice to Gozo everyone. It'll probably be the only stretch of greenery left by the end of the year.
1. Skipping the ferry line that one time you use it
Just follow the line and think of how much more annoying you are to Gozitans than the queue is annoying to you.
2. Turning the Gozo Ferry into a party boat
Gozitans just want to get home, they're not as excited as you are to be here. Respect the ferry. Party at Grotta.
3. And on that note: Ferry honking
So it seems that people love honking their car horn whilst still at sea with the ferry door shut. Spoiler alert: the ferry door can't hear you and you're not the only one trying to disembark.
4. Grumbling about the lack of space
Guys, it's a tiny island. There's not meant to be a lot of space.
5. Assuming your farmhouse is a nightclub
If the Gozitans next door are yelling at you, chances are you either threw a sunbed into their garden, or its 3 AM and Despacito is blaring at full volume.
6. Keeping all the cash in Malta
Bruh, if you're coming to Gozo, the least you could do is buy your groceries here, you know move the Gozitan economy along.
Help a brother out. Or a sister island. Same difference.
7. Forgetting that road rules still apply here
You've crossed over to Gozo, not north of the Wall. If you can't see the one-way street sign then bye Felicia.
8. Blocking the Mekren road
We get it, their food's amazing. It probably won't kill you to walk a few metres to get there either rather than double-parking so horribly you're backing up cars all the way to Ramla.
9. Don't ask if we have a pet goat. Ever.
Been there, done that. The 20th century would like its joke back.