Things To Stop Telling Pale People In Malta

Anyone have factor 100 sunblock please?


Most Maltese people have that so-called olive skin that withstands the sun even in its highest of UV ratings. But there are some Maltese, just a select few, whose skin should come with a protective case while they're living on the islands.

But there's no need to remind them of their paleness repeatedly. Here's what you need to stop saying to pale people:

1. You're sick jaqaw?

Nope. This is how I always look.

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2. Make sure you wear a hat ta!

Why don't you wear your ass as a hat and leave me alone?

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3. Hun, you're going to get sunstroke if you're not careful...

She says as she applies the third layer of tanning oil. Yes and you're going to look like a mummy by the time you're 30.

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4. Pale skin is nice as well ta, very editorial

Thanks for that. Now my life can start. 


5. You're half english imma no?

No, but you're full annoying. 

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6. You won't tan ta. You'll just burn and then peel.

I'm glad you know my skin better than I do. Look over there, that's a perfect spot you can fuck off to.

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7. Mur fix-xemx ftit jahasra!

I can't. I'm actually a vampire. 


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Ann Dingli

Ann Dingli writes mostly about art and design. She enjoys friendly debates and has accepted that she's a small person.