Y'all are a bunch of horny people
A whirlwind of plastic and rubber accessories
From Tinder precursors to random group choreography in bars
These may as well be in a museum
But it's up for rent
Can you hear the balls sing?
From a fun blog, to a life changing page
Also: we totally invented 'Trololol'
A small island can feel pretty big
Wedding norms are overrated