If you’re a little lost on what to get that special person for Christmas this year, you might want to think outside the box. And there’s no better place for that than good old MaltaPark.

Here are seven random-ass things you can buy right now if you’re looking into getting someone a very… different type of Christmas gift.

1. A gecko

Choose between male, female, albino, tangerine… have your pick. 

These babies are “100% healthy eating meal worms or crickets”, and the seller (beautifully-named gigalo) even says the geckos don’t need light and are easy to care for. 

So, yeah, cool.

2. A used stamp with Mintoff’s face

Again, why not?

Even though it’s used, this stamp is described as being in an excellent condition

Get this for your stamp-collecting favourite… or for the perit‘s biggest fan.

3. A handmade, super-realistic doll

Painstakingly handmade by the seller herself, these ‘reborn dolls’ will set you back a cool €350, but look like they’re well worth their price… if you’re into hyperrealistic dolls, that is.

4. Frame ta’ Elvis kbir

Aptly listed in the Everything Else category, this is the perfect gift for that massive Presleyhead. 

The king never died, yo.

5. A 2002 Lm2 Telecard featuring young Ira Losco

If you’re a chronic collector, we might’ve just found the Holy Grail.

Allegedly kept in a mint condition (probably thanks to a time capsule or something), a Seventh Wonder edition of the old Lm2 Telecard, featuring a barely-recognisable Ira Losco. 

What a time to be alive.

6. An old Gameboy SP (with three games)

Who cares about all the latest consoles and devices?

How about dropping €40 on a 14-year-old Gameboy, including charger, case, and the three games?

You know, the ‘SP’ stands for ‘Special’.

7. Eros Ramazzotti, Celine Dion, R. Kelly and Enrique Iglesias CDs

You know that one person who always liked the exact opposite songs you did? Well, this one MaltaPark user (probably) has all his favourite CDs of the past in one listing. Every CD is up for sale for €3… except R. Kelly’s ‘Chocolate Factory’, which is even more of a steal at €2.50

BONUS: A whole gabbana

For the person who literally has everything. 

An entire kiosk, which also includes solar panels and a generator.

Perfect for crepes, fries, grills… or fans of white and pink kiosks with actual eyes on the front.

Because why the fuck not. 

Tag a random person.

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David Grech Urpani

Lovin Malta's Head of Content, Dave has been in journalism for the better half of the last decade. Prefers Instagram, but has been known to doomscroll on TikTok. Loves chicken, women's clothes and Kanye West (most of the time).