Stages Of Visiting A Cold Country As A Maltese Person

Screw it - I'm packing my shorts just in case!

Malta

1. Lemme pack my entire winter wardrobe just in case

Seriously, I checked the weather and it's gonna be freezing.

Micky

2. Actually, I'll still pack some shorts in case it gets sunny

We live in hope.

Snowshorts

3. Uwejja, it's not that cold! It gets much colder in Malta

I can totally do this.

Nobbad

4. And what the hell is this thin, weak rain?

Seriously it feels like a gentle spritz to wake you up.

Raom

5. It's kinda hot under all these layers

Starting to sweat a little actually.

Layers

6. OMG did I enter a house or a sauna?! What is this oppressive heat?

Starting to sweat a lot actually.

Sweat

7. "So how's Malta?" "Well it's non-stop sunshine and we don't have to deal with this shit"

Seriously, where is your sun? Is it ok?

Passive Agressive

8. Jesus. Maybe I should have packed warmer things

Although the warmest thing I own is this light coat I'm currently shivering in.

Oops

9. Ok, I might as well bin these shorts and flip-flops

But what if we go swimm- no. They're gone.

Bin

10. I have found the solution: I will eat my way to warmth

It is the only way.

Food

11. Take me home... take me hoooooome

Please. 

Elsa

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