A One-Sentence Summary Of All The Malta Eurovision Song Contest Finalists By Chucky May 5, 2017 at 11:50 am Share: Share this restaurant in Twitter Share this restaurant in Facebook Share this restaurant in WhatsApp Share this restaurant in Messenger Share this restaurant by email 1. Don’t Look Down – Miriana Conte Ariana Grande’s long-lost audition for Moulin Rouge. 2. Kewkba – Janice Mangion If Evanescence went to Maria Regina, this would be her all-Maltese Eurovision entry. 3. Bombshell – Maxine Pace Little Mix’s cuteness featuring the line “put your hand on my grenade” in a sexual context (yes, seriously). 4. Breathlessly – Claudia Faniello Claudia is too Pure for Eurovision, and the end of this song should have been a duet with Cher in Burlesque. 5. Fearless – Rhiannon Micallef Not sure if the song required every word to be pronounced slightly weirdly but I do like the song (good luck with the note at 2:34) 6. Laserlight – Klinsmann Coleiro This song makes me want to be friends with Klinsmann and just chill somewhere as he sings Jason Mraz. 7. Fighting to Survive – Cherton Caruana Random female cover of an 80s Def Leppard song is interesting, but not really a novelty. 8. Follow Me – Franklin Calleja My one request in this short life is for Franklin to sing all the songs in my future Disney biopic. 9. Follow – Kevin Borg He sang with Jordan Sparks that one time, and has a clap-and-belt bridge – we’re cool. 10. Seconds away – Jade Vella Not really able to push past “treat me like I’m lady” but the song is quite the banger. 11. Crazy Games – Shauna Vassallo I’ll be honest – tinnily blasted, 90s Craig David garage vibes was not what I was expecting after the drop. 12. Ray of Light – Raquela Dalli Gonzi She says all her words really sweetly, and belts out a killer Kelly Clarkson at 2:23 13. So Simple – Crosswalk Lady Gaga’s Joanne has opened so many doors for country music, bless her (also this entry is very sweet). 14. You – Richard Edwards When you’re worried this was going to be Firelight’s Michelle, but he turns out to be Beyonce (with an amazing Cat Stevens vibe). 15. Tonight – Deborah C & Josef Tabone The chemistry is cute, but I’d never listen to ‘bumblebee bubblegum’ lyrics set to a Youtube vlogger’s royalty-free music. 16. Unstoppable – Brooke Borg I wish the song was as good as Brooke herself is, but I already know she’s gonna slay. What are your thoughts? Tell us your favourite! Loading… READ NEXT: 2016 Eurovision in GIFs Comments Share this Share this article in Twitter Share this article in Facebook Share this article in WhatsApp Share this article in Messenger Share this article by email