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A One-Sentence Summary Of All The Malta Eurovision Song Contest Finalists

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1. Don’t Look Down – Miriana Conte

Ariana Grande’s long-lost audition for Moulin Rouge. 

Miriana

2. Kewkba – Janice Mangion

If Evanescence went to Maria Regina, this would be her all-Maltese Eurovision entry.

Janice

3. Bombshell – Maxine Pace

Little Mix’s cuteness featuring the line “put your hand on my grenade” in a sexual context (yes, seriously).

Maxine

4. Breathlessly – Claudia Faniello

Claudia is too Pure for Eurovision, and the end of this song should have been a duet with Cher in Burlesque.

Claudia

5. Fearless – Rhiannon Micallef

Not sure if the song required every word to be pronounced slightly weirdly but I do like the song (good luck with the note at 2:34)

Rihannon

6. Laserlight – Klinsmann Coleiro

This song makes me want to be friends with Klinsmann and just chill somewhere as he sings Jason Mraz.

Klinsmann

7. Fighting to Survive – Cherton Caruana

Random female cover of an 80s Def Leppard song is interesting, but not really a novelty.

Cherton

8. Follow Me – Franklin Calleja

My one request in this short life is for Franklin to sing all the songs in my future Disney biopic.

Franklin

9. Follow – Kevin Borg 

He sang with Jordan Sparks that one time, and has a clap-and-belt bridge – we’re cool.

Kevin Borg

10. Seconds away – Jade Vella

Not really able to push past “treat me like I’m lady” but the song is quite the banger.

Jade

11. Crazy Games – Shauna Vassallo

I’ll be honest – tinnily blasted, 90s Craig David garage vibes was not what I was expecting after the drop.

Shauna

12. Ray of Light – Raquela Dalli Gonzi

She says all her words really sweetly, and belts out a killer Kelly Clarkson at 2:23

Raquewla

13. So Simple – Crosswalk

Lady Gaga’s Joanne has opened so many doors for country music, bless her (also this entry is very sweet).

Crosswalk

14. You – Richard Edwards

When you’re worried this was going to be Firelight’s Michelle, but he turns out to be Beyonce (with an amazing Cat Stevens vibe).

Richard Edwards

15. Tonight – Deborah C & Josef Tabone

The chemistry is cute, but I’d never listen to ‘bumblebee bubblegum’ lyrics set to a Youtube vlogger’s royalty-free music.

Deborah

16. Unstoppable – Brooke Borg

I wish the song was as good as Brooke herself is, but I already know she’s gonna slay.

Brooke

What are your thoughts? Tell us your favourite

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