WATCH: Bumper-To-Bumper Crash In Valletta Leads To Very Lame Fight
If you are going to start a fight, the least you could do is land a punch. That’s what someone should have told these two men after they got out of their cars and began to do the Fisticuff Foxtrot in broad daylight in Valletta.
The reason? A minor bumper-to-bumper car crash.
However, their fight quickly sizzled into a semi-erotic dance that featured multiple partners, some sexy chest-scratching, and even an older lady.
In all seriousness, actually throwing punches over a minor bumper-to-bumper accident is like actually throwing punches over a spilt glass of milk: it’s lame, unimpressive, and only a baby would do it.
With so many things to actually fight for in this country, someone should find these two men and tell them to start reading up on the potential conflict of interest that our constitution forces the attorney general of Malta to be in, for example.
Were there any winners in this fight? Let us know in the comments below.
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