6 Conspiracy Theories Behind The Collapse Of The Azure Window
With so many sad statuses and memes floating about the internet, there’s very little cold, hard facts about what really happened to the Azure Window.
We decided to look into the whole ordeal and found some very suspicious connections. Here are six theories that may be on to something…
1. Menemists collapsed it to take attention off Women’s Day
The Men’s Rights Activists couldn’t handle one day being dedicated to women, so they made sure the attention was diverted in as dramatic a way as possible.
2. It broke itself to avoid watching Ira’s new video, dropping tomorrow
“I’ve lived on this earth for thousands of years, but I can’t handle one more Ira track.” – Azure Window’s suicide note.
3. The Gozitan Nationalist underworld took it out to distract from the Seabank debacle
Nothing to peel prying eyes off the case like a collapsed monument.
4. MEPA used the storm as a cover for their plans to bulldoze the site
Here come the new high-rises.
5. The Labour Party destroyed it so to show they can still draw in tourists without the window
6. Gozitans dropped it so everyone would leave them the fuck alone
Oh no, nothing to see here… time to go back home (please).
Bonus: The actual conspiracy theories are making the rounds
