7 Ideas For An Awesome Birthday Party In Malta

Everybody feels differently about their own birthdays. Some people count the days until its arrival, annoying the hell out of everyone around them. Some pretend it’s not happening and remove all traces of their birth year from social media.
However you feel about your birthday we’re confident that Malta’s a pretty good place to celebrate it in. Here’s a bunch of birthday ideas that could lift you out of your birthday slump/add to your annual high.
1. Throw a lush luzzu party
There’s nothing quite like a Maltese floating party. You can eat, drink, swim, get a tan, watch the sun set, watch it rise. It will be the most buoyant birthday you’ll ever have.

2. Zorb into your newfound maturity
You’ve always dreamt of spending your birthday packed into a giant plastic ball with nothing but your legs, hands and head sticking out – right? A zorb party is going to make you and your friends feel like kids again. Because nothing screams childhood like being rolled around in a giant, plastic, inflatable ball.

3. Go cocktail-bar-hopping
Nothing makes for a better evening out than cocktails. And by ‘evening out’ we mean ‘glamorous-birthday-selfie-potential’. Malta’s got a bunch of awesome cocktail bars you could organise your birthday do at. Our advice would be to make a day out of it and try them all.

4. Have a quad-bike birthday
If you want to feel adrenaline in your blood, sweat trickling down your face, and an ache in your butt – no it’s not what you’re thinking, pervert. We mean quad biking. Rent a couple of bikes for you and your buddies and hit up some of Malta and/or Gozo’s hillier locations for an unforgettable birthday.

5. Rent an epic group villa
Malta is filled with amazing villas, most of which have pools lush enough to shoot a music video at. Grab a bunch of your closest friends and rent one out for a weekend. Tip: make sure it has a big BBQ area, because you know everyone’s friends of friends are going to end up joining.

6. Have a laser tag party
Think paintball and archery tag, without the pain, and with a wider area to play in. This activity will make you feel young without harming your ageing body. Win win.

7. Or a karaoke convention
Hire your own karaoke DJ and organise the drunkest, silliest karaoke olympics in history. No one will argue you with your 90s pop revival song choices, because it’s your party and you’ll sing badly to cheesy tunes if you want to.

BONUS: Get wasted no matter what
It’s Malta – there are several stages of drunkenness you’re going to manage to hit on your birthday. If you don’t make it to the last, it doesn’t count.
