Lovin Malta Is Now the Country's Top Porn Site

Wait what?!

C Over Porn

As Lovin Malta has climbed its way into the top ten Maltese websites, this morning also saw the site ranking higher than BongaCams, Malta's most-visited porn site. That's right, there are no porn sites ranking higher than us - look at me now ma!

Beating the sex-cam site that everyone is going to pretend they don't know about means that Lovin Malta is officially the people's favourite porn - and here's why we're ok with that title.

Alexa Ranking

1. It's overloaded with beautiful people

Seriously - from Kris Micallef's stunning shots, to half-Maltese stunners, to Instagram's must follows. We're never really short of local hotties!

Hot Men

2. And kinda addictive

How is it already 2:00 am, and why am I still looping the Madonna-in-a-box GIF?

Jack In The Box Feature

3. But you're not comfortable talking about it with your parents

Are you really ready to admit you liked an article in favour of the morning-after pill? We thought not.

Foxxa

4. But it's fun to discuss the taboo stuff with your friends

Usually by tagging them in posts about their annoying habits

Ew

5. Malta porn is totally a category that needs to exist

And there's no shortage of love for all our beachestowns, restaurants and pretty little sister!

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6. Everyone's been here, even if it's 'just from a pop-up!!'

Sure it was honey. But with over 1,000,000 unique users since launch, even those with unnecessary amounts of comments-rage have been here and (sort of) enjoyed their stay!

Surejan W1200 H630

Bonus: There's literally porn on our site

And this is not one of those moments where people misuse literally. It's literally porn.

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Written By

Chucky Bartolo

When he's not writing for Lovin Malta, Chucky spends his time talking puppies, politics, and pop stars (read: Mariah Carey); complete with unnecessarily melodramatic facial expressions.

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